Saber-tooth cat’s rule!

August 26, 2008

The fossil of a saber-toothed cat was found in a tar pit in Venezuela.  This was the first time a saber-tooth cat was found in South America.  Learn more here.

I wish i could find a saber-tooth cat. i wouldn’t want the fossils of one though. What good what that do me, except provide an awesome wall ornament. I could tell people i killed him while hunting in Africa during my stint as a merchant marine.  No no no, i want a real saber toothed cat as  a pet. I would name him Wanderlei.  We could go on walks, he could eat squirrel’s, scare old ladies and take giant saber poops.  I wouldn’t even have to clean it up. Who is going to tell a guy walking a saber-tooth cat to pick up poop. No one, that’s who.  

Saber-tooth cats rule.


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