BACON ROBOTS RULE!

Yes you heard me right, BACON ROBOTS!  this has got to be the best thing i have found in  along time. Not only does bacon rules, but robots rule as well So together BACON ROBOTS rules more than anything ever!

Check out the web site for detail on how to get your own Bacon Robot to come by and serve you up some tasty bacon goodness.

Bacon Rules!

Bacon Rules . Plain and simple, it is the best thing ever invented. Ever ever ever. If there were a top ten list of greatest inventions, bacon would not even on it. Why?  How can you compare professionals to amateurs?

I wrote a piece in the awesomeness of bacon  a while ago. I figured, why mess with it.   Below is my bacon rant: 

Bacon is the greatest invention of meat ever in the history of the world. It makes everything better. I mean really, what is better than bacon? 

If I own a bar, or I should say when I own a bar I am not going to serve peanuts at the bar or pretzels. No no no. I will have jars of fresh bacon for people to enjoy. I will have the best bacon bar in the city. I could even garnish martinis with little classy strips from a famous bacon spot somewhere in Europe. I’m sure there is one somewhere. It will require research, but a hunt for the best European bacon is a challenge I am willing to provide my customers with the top kind of swine they deserve. I am a great man.

How many ways does bacon rule? There are to many to count, but here are a few off of the top of my head.

! Bacon goes well on a sandwich

2. A fantastic addition to a healthy breakfast

3 Bacon gives you super greasy hands that are fun to lick and wipe on your pants.

4.Bacon Cures depression

5. Bacon provides great meat days at the bar I like to call ” swine and wine” (I stole that form a girl named Erin.) She has nice boobs.”

6. Bacon’s fun to eat alone.

7.Bacon is fun to share with friends

8.Bacon the best side dish at any restaurant.

9.Bacon cures hangovers

10. Bacon kicks the shit out of sausage.

11.Bacon makes pizza ore exciting than usual

12. Bacon wraps around things easily, like dates and nuts making them tasty

13 Bacon is fun to eat with a toothpick

14. Bacon sounds cool when it’s cooking in grease.

15. Bacon starts out small and then shrivels up when it cooks. Like a shrinky dink or like my wiener after the 2min of bliss I provide the lucky women who sleep with me.

16. Bacon makes you house smell good.

17.Bacon comes in many variations and styles.

I’m sure there are several more reasons bacon rules, but it’s all I can think of and now after all of this bacon talk i’m going to make myself a bacon treat. Nothing like bacon in the afternoon to clam the nerves and sooth the soul.

Go enjoy yourself some bacon

ps. i forgot Bacon is the last name of Kevin. He is kind of cool. Not as cool as he should be with a last name like bacon. All the good names are wasted on stupid people