Balls and flippers sounds like a gay party on the short bus to me. Just joshing ya. Seriously though, nothing is better than pinball and a couple of beers to turn that frown upside down or just to make your day that much better. It is possibly the greatest invention in the arcade industry and goes on my list of top 27 greatest things ever to be invented. (note to self: think of 26 other things that were invented that are as kick ass as pinball.) It is one of those things that makes me feel like i’m supposed to when you read a classic novel or an old poem. Its entertaining, thought provoking and i never walk away the same after I’m done. Those other things just make me want to go play pinball
One time i played pinball with this burlesque girl. First we ate cheese pizza and i challenged her to a match thinking i could wow her with my prowess with flippers and balls. Its my secret trick to making chicks dig me. The match began and i had a mildly good first ball and prepared myself to how much she would suck and i would play it off with the coolness of Hank from Californication and spank her ass nicely before i let loose with all of the skill i had saved up for my second ball. Um, yay, like most things i plan, it never goes as such. She completely rocked out, hitting every fucking point, bell whistle and what not, even killing the fucking Kracken. Turns out she used to date the pinball king of NYC. Piece of advice, never fuck with a burlesque chick. you’ll never win.
Back to the task at hand, Pinball is the shit.
Posted by jyag 
