I have bonded with many inanimate objects in my day included but not limited to a couch, a 1988 yellow Nova with a hole the size of small dog on the passenger seat (I know this because a small dog fell through it once…No animas were injured in any of the inanimate objects I have bonded with.) I also once fell in love with a float, as well as attached myself to a street pole for an hour back in ’79 and I peed on giant sculpture of a cherry on a spoon and it felt like home. Needless to say, when I read this article of a baby whale falling for a yacht I chocked up a little bit.
Nice job on picking a kickass rich boat for a new mom little whale! This whale has taste, probably the Paris Hilton of the whale world. (She is the only thing that came to mind when thinking of attaching ones self to a yacht.)
I hope you make it little whale and if I can pass on anything to you, attaching your self to inanimate objects sounds like fun, but in the end all you do is scar your self, pee on your shoe and alienate your self from other . Also you could injure small animals if your not careful.
Good luck buddy - it would rule if you went back out to your family
Here is a video of the little guy
UPDATE: This does not rule! Looks like they are going to have to put the little whale down. :(
RIP little Whale
Posted by jyag 
