Camel Toe Song Rules!

Call me immature, call me crude, call me late for dinner but don’t call me a douche for loving this song and video so much.  Okay, you can call me a douche, but this video still makes me giggle.

Last night i was sitting with an old girlfriend and we were checking out the stats of this web site and i was amazed how many people actual searched the worked  ”camel toe”  She started laughing and asked if i had ever heard  ”the camel toe song” Well, I had not. We looked it up and i fell over laughing. What can i say? i am easily entertained, and now i am i fan of all humor involving camel toe.

I wonder if they will ever come out with another single called  ”Moose Knuckle”

Ha! Moose Knuckle

Camel toes rule!

I’m not too sure if the thing above is a camel to or not. In fact I think it might be a moose knuckle or maybe its just a big ‘ol fat roll spreading out for comfort, Enquiring minds want to know.  Lets get back to the task at hand and that is camel toes.  They are like a preview into a world that could be yours if you so dare. Why do previews rule? Because you get a small look at the feature to see if it’s something you want to spend your money on.  

Not all camel toes are like the thing above. Some can be soft and supple, some can be cute and funny, and almost Meg Ryanish from the 80′s and some can be a dangerous adventures that should only be tackled by the likes of tough guy in the vain of Bruce Willis or that new James Bond dude.

How many times have you seen a camel toe big or small, scary or pretty and pointed it out to your friends for fun. Nothing can bring more joy to a boring day at the beach than a camel toe coming out of the water in all of its glory.  I wish they made the actual noise of the camel, WaaahHHaaaaammeeeerff!!! Letting all of us know of its horrible confinement and dreams of escape.  All a camel toe  has in life is getting set free for all the world to see

Camel toes rule!