Marilyn Manson is a bitch ass

August 25, 2008

Here is poor ‘ol lady Manson crying all hurt from his knee.. Awww.  Someone get him a blankey and a cookie so he can feel better. Sounds like he needs a nap.  What a douche.

He does not rule.

chump.


The word Douchebaggery rules!

August 11, 2008

This word rules!   What other word could be used to describe goons from Connecticut with popped collars, wearing sunglasses at night when you are not that 80’s singer Corey Hart (I think that was his name) blasting bass out of a car stereo that is more expensive than your car, and having a mullet but not getting the humor that it rules.

One can even be involved with general douchebaggery with out even knowing it. You could be a white guy doing the butt dance on the 1 and the 3 at the club (that would be off rhythm folks) or a black guy at a republican convention cheering for Pat Buchanan. You could bring Heineken to a party where everyone is drinking High life. Believe me, no matter what the commercial says, everyone there thinks you are a douche.

Following in the ways of duchebaggery and therefore being a douche does invoke anger from others and will make them want to kill you fast with a large blunt object, or a big knife or use a wild beast on you, or maybe run you over with a truck forward and backward forward and backward. The list of crap people want to do you for acting in a douchebaggery way goes on forever

Here are some thoughts from urbandictionary.com on the subject and definition of douchebaggery


Yup, douchbaggery is everywhere and it rules

On a side note, we commit many fouls that put us in to the realm of being a douche on a regular basis. Takes one to know one.

PS.  in a million years we never would wear popped collars of any count


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