Saber-tooth cat’s rule!

The fossil of a saber-toothed cat was found in a tar pit in Venezuela.  This was the first time a saber-tooth cat was found in South America.  Learn more here.

I wish i could find a saber-tooth cat. i wouldn’t want the fossils of one though. What good what that do me, except provide an awesome wall ornament. I could tell people i killed him while hunting in Africa during my stint as a merchant marine.  No no no, i want a real saber toothed cat as  a pet. I would name him Wanderlei.  We could go on walks, he could eat squirrel’s, scare old ladies and take giant saber poops.  I wouldn’t even have to clean it up. Who is going to tell a guy walking a saber-tooth cat to pick up poop. No one, that’s who.  

Saber-tooth cats rule.

ROBOTIC CHAIR RULES

 Holy crap this chair is robotic and can put it’s self back together when it falls apart. This is kind of creepy, yet it rules at the same time. I’m not sure what this means for the good of man kind or what this means for anything really, except that when really fat people break shit we no longer have to worry about fixing it as the shit will now fix itself Screw you handy man!

It is pretty impressive how many smart people there are out there. What is even more impressive is what they spend their time doing. I mean really, a robotic chair?  Don’t get me wrong, robots rule, but i cant help but think these talents could have been put to use in an area that might actually even help man kind. You know, something like a killer robotic arm for the hadicap, a robotic beer can that can open itself or even a robotic butler to fetch your slippers.

In the end we can celebrate that we are one step closer to robotic overlords!

TOP TEN BLOOD BATHS IN MMA – Blood rules!

Real quick before i head off to a day of “real work”, I was searching the MMA blogs and came across this list of the TOP TEN BLOOD BATHS IN MMA! It makes me want to scream out SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!

Enjoy the link, enjoy the blood, have your self a fun filled day

CLICK HERE FOR BLOOD BATHS