Shrimp Tails Rules

Sorry for the lack of posts over the past week. i have been caught up in Hurricane Ike crap here in the Florida Keys and have used that for an excuse to perpetuate a fun filled non productive bender.  

On with things that rule. Above is my buddy Marrero, Chad and Sloan’s entry into the Miami 48 Film project.  

Below is what conditions they drew out of a hat.

Genre: Comedy
Character: Hal or Honey Potts
Occupation: Artist
Prop: Sunglasses
Line: “Some people like it like that.”

48hrs later the above video is what they produced. It rules!

Good job boys!

Go check out Marrero Studio  and Digital Island Media for more about what they do.

Bill Maher Rules

Bill Maher tells it like it is.  Here he debunks the evolution vs creation debate.

I can do no justice beyond what Bill says here

This dude is scary!

Word is it took 47 cops, 18 dogs, 3 armed hummers and 2 horses to bring this bad ass down. Seems he studied the ancient art form of Kickyouinthejunkjitsu.  Nobody stands in front of his Barber shop with out an ass kicking. Especially no goddamn protesters.

Rant rant Rant rant

Politics are funny, people rant, they rave they scream, they argue, they throw mud they lose their brains protecting what they feel is right. Politics top the list of things you should not talk about in public, especially at bars. Isn’t it funny that the decisions that are the most important to our world and lives are the things we are not supposed to discuss in public. Seems kind of ass backwards to me.

More of my tirade after the jump

New VP Chick Has a Nice Ass… So Says McCain

Here is a nice video of What looks to be McCain checking out the bum on his new right hand lady.  Oh yea, she kinda MILFY for a right winged, gun totting Alaskan soccer mom.  Hey, she was the runner up for the Miss Alaskan Beauty Pageant!  Mmm Vp butt.

Ups to chad for the link

HA!

All i have to say is her taco is the best!

Camel Toe Song Rules!

Call me immature, call me crude, call me late for dinner but don’t call me a douche for loving this song and video so much.  Okay, you can call me a douche, but this video still makes me giggle.

Last night i was sitting with an old girlfriend and we were checking out the stats of this web site and i was amazed how many people actual searched the worked  ”camel toe”  She started laughing and asked if i had ever heard  ”the camel toe song” Well, I had not. We looked it up and i fell over laughing. What can i say? i am easily entertained, and now i am i fan of all humor involving camel toe.

I wonder if they will ever come out with another single called  ”Moose Knuckle”

Ha! Moose Knuckle

DMX RULES!

Here is the crime happy rapper swearing at a judge. That will help shave off some time i’m sure!

DMX has been arrested something like 48 times in the past 4 months and went up in front of this judge for some dumb shit he did in a Walmart.  Most likely he was trying to by apples to smoke crack out of or smacking a retard Walmart greeter.  What a douche.

I love him

BACON ROBOTS RULE!

Yes you heard me right, BACON ROBOTS!  this has got to be the best thing i have found in  along time. Not only does bacon rules, but robots rule as well So together BACON ROBOTS rules more than anything ever!

Check out the web site for detail on how to get your own Bacon Robot to come by and serve you up some tasty bacon goodness.

Bacon Rules!

Bacon Rules . Plain and simple, it is the best thing ever invented. Ever ever ever. If there were a top ten list of greatest inventions, bacon would not even on it. Why?  How can you compare professionals to amateurs?

I wrote a piece in the awesomeness of bacon  a while ago. I figured, why mess with it.   Below is my bacon rant: 

Bacon is the greatest invention of meat ever in the history of the world. It makes everything better. I mean really, what is better than bacon? 

If I own a bar, or I should say when I own a bar I am not going to serve peanuts at the bar or pretzels. No no no. I will have jars of fresh bacon for people to enjoy. I will have the best bacon bar in the city. I could even garnish martinis with little classy strips from a famous bacon spot somewhere in Europe. I’m sure there is one somewhere. It will require research, but a hunt for the best European bacon is a challenge I am willing to provide my customers with the top kind of swine they deserve. I am a great man.

How many ways does bacon rule? There are to many to count, but here are a few off of the top of my head.

! Bacon goes well on a sandwich

2. A fantastic addition to a healthy breakfast

3 Bacon gives you super greasy hands that are fun to lick and wipe on your pants.

4.Bacon Cures depression

5. Bacon provides great meat days at the bar I like to call ” swine and wine” (I stole that form a girl named Erin.) She has nice boobs.”

6. Bacon’s fun to eat alone.

7.Bacon is fun to share with friends

8.Bacon the best side dish at any restaurant.

9.Bacon cures hangovers

10. Bacon kicks the shit out of sausage.

11.Bacon makes pizza ore exciting than usual

12. Bacon wraps around things easily, like dates and nuts making them tasty

13 Bacon is fun to eat with a toothpick

14. Bacon sounds cool when it’s cooking in grease.

15. Bacon starts out small and then shrivels up when it cooks. Like a shrinky dink or like my wiener after the 2min of bliss I provide the lucky women who sleep with me.

16. Bacon makes you house smell good.

17.Bacon comes in many variations and styles.

I’m sure there are several more reasons bacon rules, but it’s all I can think of and now after all of this bacon talk i’m going to make myself a bacon treat. Nothing like bacon in the afternoon to clam the nerves and sooth the soul.

Go enjoy yourself some bacon

ps. i forgot Bacon is the last name of Kevin. He is kind of cool. Not as cool as he should be with a last name like bacon. All the good names are wasted on stupid people