Don’t mess with Mr. Potato Head or he will beat you down with one of his disposable arms. All it takes is a quick change of lips and eyes and you will see the violent underbelly that resides behind all potato folk. Yes Yes, Mr. Potato Head rules.
Its not just the hours of fun at hand while positioning his facial features, ears, hats and arms that make him rule. It is the unchanging old schoolness that bellows from his red lips saying, “Fuck you, I don’t need no dog gone stupid internet I don’t need to change. I kick ass just being me. been doing it for decades and the ladies still love me.”
I bet Mr. Potato Head’s real name is Hank. That a real man’s name and Potato Head is just that, a real man. Go get your self one and put him on your kitchen counter. I bet everyone will play with him. If ladies are in the room, listen closely and you will here the delicate sound of panties sliding while they mess with his wee little arms.
Here’s to you (Hank) Mr. Potato Head.
Cheers to Toemoss for pointing out the awesomeness of Mr. Potato Head. I to think he would be a kick ass robot.
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