Who doesn’t love a robot? Okay maybe the people in Terminator or other 80′s flicks where robots go nuts and kill people don’t like them very much. But hey, who saves the day form the evil robots? Other fucking robots and we love them for it. Shit, we even make them governor and I have a sneaky suspicion that if it were not for the current laws we would have a former robot as president of the United States.
Remember Rosie from The Jetsons? She fucking ruled! That lead headed lady did the dishes, cleaned the house, made toast from her back, answered homework questions, scratched Georges back, played catch with his boy Elroy, talked to Judy about boys, I think she even gave her condoms to make sure she was safe. I fucking loved Rosie.
I would love my own robot. Mine would be black and I would name him Jamarkus (I’m an equal opportunity employer of robots) He would be bad ass, with a voice like Berry White, have dance moves like MC hammer always have a beer for me and be able to fly me anywhere, all I would have to do would be to hang on to his feet as he glided me away with helicopter blades sprouting from his metal afro head
I always wanted to be able to shoot orange juice out of my finger so I could have a glass or serve one to others whenever I wanted and wherever I was. I would make my robot be able to do this. I know beer would be cooler or maybe even Jaeger. But, if for some reason someone ever built a time machine and the kid that was me ever came to the future I want him to be proud that I made our dreams happen and not crush them with booze like all of our other dreams. You see, robots can make our child selves proud of us and make dreams come true.
Robots Rule!
Posted by jyag 
